Eloquent… Genius… Athletic… Attractive… Irresponsible…

These are but a paltry few of the descriptions that come to mind when pondering The Noise. His charm is captivating and his charisma… charismatic. He once lit a man on fire just by staring at him hard enough.  Bask in his awesome glow, and let his greatness penetrate you.

Shrouded in mystery, no one quite knows the exact date of his birth, but modern historians place his date as November something, 1985. On that fateful day, The Noise burst forth ready to rock the world as we know it, and it has never been the same. 

He grew up in New Jersey atop a mountain that would later come to be called Noise Mountain. As a lad, he realized his ability for awesome and began testing his boundaries. Ahead of his time, he invented the iPhone and the Segway. He attended a private charter school where he was educated in the classical history, math, and science, and went on to educate others on the Three Rs: Righteously and Relentlessly Rocking.  He continues this curriculum in the present day. 

He quickly outgrew the small hometown community, and moved south to conquer new lands. While attending University, he solved several major humanitarian crises, including small pox and jaundice. He also co-produced a number of film classics, most notable the critically acclaimed Ice Cream Men.

Measuring an imposing 6' 9" and 289 pounds, he is most known for creating the protein bar, and his sculpted figure makes women weak in the knees. He is the captain of several professional football teams and has ran the entire length of Argentina in three days.

Neil’s true calling in life is making funny moving pictures. Take a look around the site and enjoy his zany antics.